Brian

That one guy who sits around playing World of Warcraft and Minecraft all the time, to the point where it's taken over his life. You think he's you're best friend until about 6 months later you begin to realize how big of an asshole he really is. Brians will make insulting jokes, they'll put you down, try to get with your best friend after dating you, and they'll call you names for no reason because they are mentally still an immature 8 year old girl. Not all Brian's are terrible, but it tends to be the Mexican Brian's you meet that will stab you in the back.

Really? It's been 12 hours now, stop being like Brian and get off the damn computer!

by cheetaraMS July 4, 2014

Brian

A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".

Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.

by Devinny April 5, 2019

Brian

Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.

Is that guy rollin' a brian in public? Only in Vermont.

by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010

brian

MAN HOAR

eww... look at that Brian

by lilgetto May 3, 2009

Brian

My friend who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not, they’re the opposite.

Brian who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not.

by 123scobbitybeebop April 3, 2019

Brian

Black ninja turtle

Brian is a black ninja turtle. He built like a fish.

by Julz<3 February 14, 2022

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021