Zach

A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.

If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.

Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.

by thegirl123 March 28, 2009

Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.

Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it

by Not_SEGA April 13, 2009

Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.

I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us

by DaStokingGoat November 19, 2009

zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

Zach

Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.

Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.

by PermaXD March 1, 2023

Zach

He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.

Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.

by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021