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Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors
Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile
by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023
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zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them
Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that
by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025
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Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)
Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025
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Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.
I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month
by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024
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zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024
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Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
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Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.
Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!
by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024
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