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national kiss your girlfriend day!

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
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National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022
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Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
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shack up with your girlfriend

what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2017
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