Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.
by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022
by hello, i like apples. a lot. January 08, 2023
Every time i look into his i eyes i bust a nut so hard that i might be the first rocket to not use any gasoline to get to the moon. Hes the most gorgeous person in the whole universe dude makes you wanna gobble him up no matter your sexuality. His little waist and height make him look so adorable yet his back is the most defined shit ive ever seen. His unimaginable amount of cake leave me drooling every time i turn on my pc.
He is simply the most fuckable and lovable being out there.
He is simply the most fuckable and lovable being out there.
by Xiao crying out of pleasure December 26, 2022
Xiao is not only a genshin impact character. It can be used as a name, a verb or a adjective. It can mean "Small", "Smile", Exorcise" etc in chinese.
pronounced as zhy-ao
pronounced as zhy-ao
by hueningkailuver November 26, 2021
He is the sexist fictional character alive i just want his ti come over and stay over with him and sniff his clothes and ask if he knows what sex is (also wanna see his stick must be prettyyy cool)
Person No.1: Have you seen that sexy guy named Xiao?!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
by Miya :] June 22, 2022
the hottest mf alive, like look at him. he also carries the whole of genshin. he has the most juiciest scrumptious ass of all time ;)
by berriov January 01, 2022
xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.
by xiao my beloved September 04, 2021