One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.
My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.
by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007
Get the Low-Watt Gurglermug. Connors are amazing, a total snacc and superior to everyone else they are usually racist but who Cares
by bigboyrobux September 27, 2019
Get the Connor James Wattsmug. CHASE. LISTEN TO ME. I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. PLEASE… JUST FUCK ME.
by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022
Get the Chase Michael Wattsmug. by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022
Get the Chase Michael Wattsmug. by C GHOST December 4, 2017
Get the watts crackin cuzmug. by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 14, 2022
Get the chase michael wattsmug. Four piece band from the Flint/Davison area of Michigan that plays power pop music true to their roots. Comprised of two guitars, bass and drums.
by Der What? November 14, 2006
Get the 1000 Watts Of Lovemug.