waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

Waiter

When everyone is sitting down and an instruction is given to do something which involves standing up then everyone waits around for the first person to do it.

The boss tells everyone to get up and go to the front of a room. No-one moves. One guy says to the next "This is a total waiter"

by Has this name been taken??? May 19, 2010

Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

by stro32 May 18, 2010

Fat spanish waiter

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

by Richy loves me October 8, 2020

dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

by ill-grass October 10, 2012

Bitchy waiter

Annoying homo famous for posting pictures of kids and bitching on his blog. Known for having thousands of followers, most of them being Prius driving liberal servers with OCD.

The bitchy waiter got pissed at his table and posted a picture of their check and lame tip.

by idrisbkj May 11, 2014

waiter voice

Tone of voice generally used to ask people for favors. Overly nice and soft toned. Normally not seen as a good thing.

Rosie uses her waiter voice to convince me to do her homework,

by colibri1 November 20, 2017