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Waifu

Speedwagon

Speedwagon from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the true definition of a waifu.

Speedwagon has all of the attributes of a true waifu
The real waifu is speedwagon
Agreed
by BuonGioGio July 26, 2023
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Waifu

A waifu is the most sexy girl u will ever see. They aren't real but you can imagine what it would be like to be with them.
That waifu is so fucking hot. SMASH! I'm about to cuuuuuuuuuuu-
by NightSkyez January 12, 2024
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discord waifu

what if all men disappeared?
0 seconds: all discord waifus suddenly go offline
by dajeo December 4, 2023
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waifu music

An umbrella term for a style of music (typically of the Future Bass and Chill genre) that contains many sounds from anime (such as gasps), particularly in accompaniment with anime thumbnails (especially female), and an overall 'vibe' that screams out, "I am a tremendous weeaboo".

Note; This does not stop the songs themselves from being at times decent.
Jimmy likes to listen to waifu music, all the anime sounds add one hair to his neckbeard for each over sexualised noise.
by Kashootme October 7, 2017
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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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The Waifu Property

The need/want to throw aside reality and spend your life playing video games in order to spend time with your ultimate waifu.
Person 1: Why do you think he plays games all day?

Person 2: Dude, obviously because of The Waifu Property.
by Pengyus January 18, 2018
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Todoroki's Waifu <3

Todo for short, is a person who is very cool and laid back, yet they do worry about you cause they care about you. They have very nice tendencies and will be nice too most people who come their way, unless their rude. They are also very beautiful and will always be humble about it.

Basically just an amazing person.
She's definitely a Todo (Todoroki's Waifu <3) type of person
by verysmort September 25, 2020
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