wtf

wtf stands for "What The Fuck".
Sometimes, when adults use wtf when kids are hearing it, they will say wtf is "What The Fish".

Person A: The bag you lent me. Well, I lost it.
Person B: wtf!?!?

by RightPurpose January 12, 2019

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stands for "what the fuck"

Ava: My boyfriend broke up with me.

Livy: WTF

by Olivia_Thrush July 29, 2019

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Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

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1. World Tae Kwon Do Federation
2. What the fuck

1. Hey! Are you coming to WTF this year?

2. wtf is your problem?

by thirteen.nectarines March 2, 2017

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Wtf is a abbreviation for what time funeral. It is used when something really bad or embarrassing happens to you or someone near you. You mostly respond to this with a time and a date as a joke.

Person A: bro! My mom just walked in on me watching hentai

Person B: lol, wtf

Person A: today at 8:00

by That real todobroki bishh May 5, 2019

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