Wombat Shirt

A large, baggy shirt with unusual excess armpit fabric. Wombats are great in the winter and sweaty in the summer. (But we wear them in the summer anyways) A good wombat is always belted with a thick, matching, but not to flashy belt.

If you buy an overly HUGE shirt and belt it to make it look good, then u have a wombat shirt, congrats!

by 1 wombat at a time November 29, 2011

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 29, 2012

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 14, 2017

pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money June 25, 2007

wailing wombat

The act of moaning like a ghost and hissing like a wombat while having sexual relations in a car

On the way home we stopped on the side of the road and she turned into a wailing wombat. I was oddly turned on.

by Wombat7 August 11, 2015

Mexican Wombat

A sexual move where you grab the males penis between your feet and jack him off with your feet while he fingers you.

Last week my girlfriend gave me a mexican wombat because I have a foot fetish.

by Charlie Sammich May 16, 2010

Wombat

used to insult someone and scare them. usually so they are left with no respone and you feeling acomplissed.

John: i f*&king hate you stupid poser.
Bob: we all know your a wombat kay.
john: (confused-look) fine.?

by ajclsb March 14, 2010