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Reverse Wingman

The fat and/or ugly chick who accompanies the hottie at the bar, making it impossible to score with the hottie.
This operates as follows: by directing your attention at the hot chick who has a Reverse Wingman, you are implicitly offending the Reverse Wingman, thereby giving the hottie an excuse to condemn you as unfeeling, shallow, insensitive, looks-obsessed, etc. Hotties bring the Reverse Wingman along when they, the hotties, either genuinely wish to be left alone, or when they want to be a tease and derive sadistic pleasure from rebuffing all advances. Do not reward this behavior! Or even better, flirt with the Reverse Wingman...it'll drive the hottie crazy.
Reverse Wingman by Im Exil September 26, 2013
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kamikaze wingman 

a friend who inadvertantly cockblocks you when hitting on women by failing to engage your target's friend, and instead aims for the very girl you are targeting. usually ends with you both leaving empty-handed.

can also describe any so-called wingman who actually makes your chances worse, rather than helps.

see also wingman, kamikaze.
"dude, she left because you weren't talking to her friend. instead you kept trying to one-up what i was saying to her!"

"her friend wasn't as hot as she was."

"yes, but it would have helped me out! you're such a kamikaze wingman!"
kamikaze wingman by lordspinky April 8, 2010

inverted wingman 

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
inverted wingman by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Sleeping Wingman 

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
Sleeping Wingman by aacruzz February 8, 2010

Like Wingman

That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what
Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*
Like Wingman by missv12 November 30, 2011

ex-wingman 

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
ex-wingman by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012

Chicken wingman 

In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.
John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"

John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"