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Vlad

Klepto's Husband 4 ever
Vlad and Klepto got married recently.
by anonymous2567 November 30, 2020
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Vlad

To Vlad is to really mess something up. It is also related with tardiness.
Oh boy, did you hear that David was late for his son's football match? He really did a Vlad
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"Vlad Mod"

a combination murder/ suicide/ genocide/ a2m/ gape/ dirty sanchez/ brutal fisting/ hot karl.

Vlad is a fairly well-known member of the Harmony Central forums known for spewing forth the most putrid, disgusting, soulless filth from his internet mouth, such as combination deviant sexual acts. he also holds "a 90% track record" on determing if girls are anal freaks or not.

the term originated a very long, late night thread about what people would do to Britney Spears.
"Dude... i gave this chick the "Vlad Mod" and she was covered in tons of fluid and could barely walk a week later"
by sammy gibbons August 30, 2008
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vlad

A person who is very self-centered, cares only about himself and his aesthetics and thinks that he's the best at everything. It's also person that lies a lot, a person that cannot be trusted or count on. He is always talk shit about you and trying to make you a bad person and ruin your reputation, such as.. making fake rumors about you, telling things that are true about you and much more.
Vlad "a bad person" (depends, only from my experience, i know there are some very nice people called vlad)
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Vladding

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler
Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
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Vlad

A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.
Look at their height difference, he’s such a Vlad.
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Dirty Vlad

a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class
man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history
by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022
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