National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:
2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)
Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)
Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
by J 17 April 29, 2010
Get the Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich mug.a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.
Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted
by twitter informer September 2, 2009
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by I'm not a porshce June 6, 2011
Get the Vietnamese hitler mug.A variation of the common Cleveland Steamer but performed exclusively in Vietnam. The addition of Vietnamese cuisine makes the poop especially loose and spicy, thus requiring less effort when steamrolling it, more visible steam when performed outside, and an especially pungent aroma.
Ping: Want to get some binh bao dumplings?
Sing: Sure, I need to fill up so I can give my girl a quick Vietnamese Steamer tonight. I have class in the morning.
Ping: Zang!
Sing: Sure, I need to fill up so I can give my girl a quick Vietnamese Steamer tonight. I have class in the morning.
Ping: Zang!
by CSuckinhelL March 31, 2009
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Get the vietnamese gangster boys mug.The mixture of two or more different strains of cannabis in a bowl, to create your own unique flavor.
by AnActualVietnameseWhore May 30, 2010
Get the Vietnamese reach around mug.The act of defecating on a woman's breasts, then titfucking her until you jizz on her face or chest. Then make her eat the poo.
Jeff: I gave Mindy a good Vietnamese Faucet last night.
John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!
John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!
by dinotaur December 11, 2010
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