A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
by Stephy February 19, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008
Get the Valentines Daymug. Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
by sweeetlife March 1, 2011
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017
Get the Valentine's daymug. When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day
I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
by greenavocado February 15, 2020
Get the Valentine's daymug. by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
Get the Valentine's daymug.