Pre-Vag

Refers to the excess skin in larger females that ends up folded in front of the proper vagina. Popularized by OB/GYN residents. Usually results in a smell similar to nasty armpit, swamp ass and indian food. Mechanical obstruction to sexual intercourse. May need assistance by providing traction to penetrate properly. Feature common in mud sharks.
I lost my glove in the pre-vag!
by Mike Honcho007 May 18, 2009
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vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to
Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.
by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008
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Vag Splash

Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby May 23, 2011
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lazy vag

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina no longer has muscles because its too stretched out. Vagina tightening exercises don't work because her vaginal tissue is too damaged.
Amanda: "We had sex last night and i didn't even feel it."

Bri:"Dude, you have a lazy vag."
by fuckfuckfuckfuckyou August 31, 2010
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Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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vag daggers

the stubble on a womans crotch she gets after not shaving for a week that causes a man a small measure of discomfort just before insertion
she was so hot but i had to get through the vag daggers before i could really enjoy anything.
by 2bottles July 14, 2010
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Vag Chug

When a female chugs alcohol into her vagina in an attempt to get drunk.
Wow! Kyla just vag chugged three beers in a row.
by jtwdesmet March 01, 2014
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