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Pre-Vag

Refers to the excess skin in larger females that ends up folded in front of the proper vagina. Popularized by OB/GYN residents. Usually results in a smell similar to nasty armpit, swamp ass and indian food. Mechanical obstruction to sexual intercourse. May need assistance by providing traction to penetrate properly. Feature common in mud sharks.
I lost my glove in the pre-vag!
by Mike Honcho007 May 17, 2009
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vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to
Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.
by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008
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Vag Splash

Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby September 13, 2011
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vice vag

1. A pussy so tight it holds on to your dick like a vice.

2. A superhero with the above qualities that sometimes goes by the street name 'Aleksandra'.
I barely lasted 30 seconds from that sweet vice vag.
by nocturnalbeing February 9, 2010
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Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.
Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
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Vag Chug

When a female chugs alcohol into her vagina in an attempt to get drunk.
Wow! Kyla just vag chugged three beers in a row.
by jtwdesmet March 10, 2014
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vag daggers

the stubble on a womans crotch she gets after not shaving for a week that causes a man a small measure of discomfort just before insertion
she was so hot but i had to get through the vag daggers before i could really enjoy anything.
by 2bottles July 14, 2010
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