tyresejordan

HE IS A MASSIVE SPRINKLERNINKLER BUT YOU CANT STOP TO HATE HIME EVEN THO HE FUCKS U OFF EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO HIM.NO MATTER HOW MUCH U WANT TO SMAK HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT U STILL LOVE HIM LIKE A BEST MATE EVEN THO U KNOW YOU SHOULDNT .BUT HE HAS NO FRIENNDNDSSSS,AND HE IS SMELLY

tyresejordan smells of tuna
although tyresejordan is a good mate if he is in the mood
tyresejordan does NOT have a big willy no matter how much he tells you he does

by true-facts94 August 18, 2019

Tyrese

Tyrese is a Jamaican name and if you see anyone whos not jamacian and his name is tyrese. Kill em. Anyway tyrese koves basketball and very tall. Hes fast, poves playing mobile games and plays either walking dead, life is strange or bendy and the ink machine.If he doesnt then hes not a real tyrese. He ran from Area 51

Tyrese

Tyrese

by BumbaclartWagwan December 22, 2019

Typelexia

Like dyslexia but except not being able to read, you can’t type.

“Did yuo do the hmomewkork”
“Dude I think you have typelexia”

by diggity777 May 17, 2020

typelexia

The impossibility to type real words, especially on Monday mornings. It also observable in other mornings after a party night, or late at night after a long day.

I can't type properly today. I must have a typelexia attack.

by patysassy September 14, 2020

typesplaining

When ur bro writes JS and doesn't use types and you come along and tell him how stupid he is and the he should use Typescript to have less bugs.

Bro1: Hey bro look at my awesome JS app!

Bro2: Wtf dude no Typescript. We cannot be friends anymore because ur IQ is 3! GTFO

Bro1: sadface.png man ur typesplaining me. Pls stop :(

by typpwr January 20, 2021

Tyrese

Tic tac

Tyrese is a tic tac

by annyonamous March 26, 2021

Tyrese

Has 5% battery

1. Tyrese, charge your phone.

by Johnathon Hamilton November 22, 2021