TumbleWeed

The Alabama version of a family tree

Brother: hey sis I need to tell you something
Sister: yeah what is it dad
Brother: Our TumbleWeed is expecting another member
Sister: who?
Brother: We’re adopting your grandmother

by NateBoi1107 October 30, 2019

Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

Tumbleweed

A person that retains no thoughts in their head.

Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.

by Billy-Soo June 20, 2020

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon February 02, 2016

Tumbleweed

President Puffs hair

Her hair is so nasty to looks like a tumbleweed. She looking all sorts of President Puff

by ＼（〇_ｏ）／ March 31, 2019

tumbleweed

Any person from California moving to any other area to make it more like California.

Austin has been ruined by this wave of Tumbleweeds rolling in from California.
Yeah, this place used to be cool and unique. Now it's just a Tumbleweed trap.

by paculler November 30, 2020

Tumbleweed

One who seems to be doing nothing with his/her life.

Friend: Have you seen your sisters boyfriend?!

Me: Yeah... He's just one silly-ass tumbleweed..

by IHAVE11TOES April 05, 2013