Glasgow tumbleweed

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.

Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.

by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Tacony Tumbleweed

A plastic bag

After 2:30 am on Frankford avenue, when the drunkards have settled for the night all that is seen is a sea of broken beer bottles and the constant flow of Tacony Tumbleweeds blowing down the street.

by RoDizzleYerNizzle September 28, 2015

Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.

President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

by WyteWydow April 29, 2020

Aliquippa tumbleweed

An Aliquippa tumbleweed is a piece of trash blowing down the street, sidewalk, or someones yard. I.e. a plastic cup, a potato chip bag. Sometimes an Aliquippa tumbleweed can even be money someone dropped.

Wtf was that noise?
Just an Aliquippa tumbleweed

by The Juice 83 October 10, 2020

Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier

by ElWeb September 24, 2012