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tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.
Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.
by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016
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Bourbon Street Trifecta

A variety of Bourbon Street, New Orleans, drinks that are known to give you the "full" Bourbon Street experience. They include a Hurricane, a Hand Grenade, and VooDoo daiquiri.
"Last night I had the Bourbon Street trifecta...needless to say, it was a wild one"
by TrueNewOrleanian05 February 22, 2010
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upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
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triple whiff trifecta

When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.
We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 23, 2019
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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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La bãna trifecta

When a man goes to the bathroom, takes a #1 sitting down, then goes #2, doesn’t wipe his ass, takes a #3 (jacks off) and shoots his sperm into the toilet bowl, then wipes his ass at the end. (And your family has no idea what you have just accomplished.
I just went to the bathroom and completed La bãna trifecta
by TimboSlice1215 November 11, 2020
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Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers
That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year
by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023
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