National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 26, 2024

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Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

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Tippy Toppy

You feel tipsy without actually sounding like a lightweight

Bella said she felt tippy toppy, so I’m gonna drive her home.

by AlsoARandomDude July 04, 2022

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Tippy toppy

The act of biting the tip of the dick off while during oral sex

That bitch did a tippy toppy on me last night.

by Shank0709 December 29, 2024

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Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 03, 2023

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