Tony

An uncle everybody has. No matter who you are, you have an uncle named Tony.
“Hey I’m staying in my uncles this weekend!”
“You mean uncle Tony’s?”
“Well who else?”
by beefy orange April 29, 2018
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The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.
Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?
by SpoopyCookie October 25, 2019
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That one rich kid who never trades with you at lunch times for food. He always flexes the amount of money you have and will only ever buy your food off you using money and not by trading food. He always brings other foods to school as well to try and sell it for profit and proves himself to be a master scammer. This kid always acts cool but if you talk to him enough he reveals his secrets such as watching porn and masturbating while standing for 15 minutes.
Jerold: Hey Tony ill trade my sandwich foor those noodles you have

Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 26, 2018
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A fucking bitch who doesn't know what the fuck to do with people wants to be tik tok famous but bullies everyone on the app and is addicted to watching them at 3am in the morning wants to take people to go to the movies to them but no one likes them and always gets dumped quickly.
by Ezin mate December 18, 2019
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Attracts psychotic women
by The crazy dude February 13, 2019
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I saw tony riding the dick last night
by Pisssy August 15, 2019
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A dainty princess that enjoys skipping and prancing in meadows. Professional ponytail braider. Often found at tea parties. Loves long walks on short piers. Drinks frozen, fruity beverages and a nice shot of beer. Cannot pronounce Django .
Every little girl loves to dress up like Tony and wear a tiara and fairy wings
by Tonytheflower August 14, 2015
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