towson

towson is NOT for lovers.

towson is for good cocaine from the kent lounge and one night stands with the dirty men you meet at the crease. you know your in towson when your boyfriend takes home another girl from sorsis saloon. towson is only for cool people. word to the retard towsonites.

by youll never know April 8, 2005

towson

Dulaney/Private School wannabees that can't beat Dulaney in lacrosse. Even in their plaid shorts.

SAT Sc0res Suck SUCKERS

by laaaaaaaaaxxxxxxx April 8, 2005

tomoneehole

All purpose noun that is usually used as an insult

Abbie is a real tomoneehole.

by Tomoneehole February 8, 2020

Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel

Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?

by Christmas karl January 11, 2022

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

Graham Thomson

average women lover

i am like graham thomson

by nottherealclashofficial April 26, 2022

Towson University

They house some of the trashiest women in the world at this university. Unfortunately it is also located in one of the top areas in the nation for STDs, that says a lot for the women on this campus. The greek life on this campus is weak and cannot rival any school in the U.S. The students on this campus are either transfer students from local community colleges or just the students who could not get into a decent college so they had to fall back on this state university. Most people seem to forget it was not long ago that this was called Towson State but they had to change the name so they wouldn\\\'t be considered such trash. Basically this campus is home to trashy girls and high school screw-ups who will never make anything out of their lives. I actually feel bad for the people who graduate from here because all they really did was waste their money to become nothing. Sorry to hear that and have to explain the truth to you.

To find trash with infections go to Towson University

by Truth Be Told April 26, 2005