thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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Cunt Thunder

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.
by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009
mugGet the Cunt Thundermug.
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
mugGet the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug.

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