Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
by Juddles October 07, 2018
The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.
Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.
Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.
Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's
by follycool May 10, 2011
An income tax that is a progressive tax taxes individuals with a greater income at a higher rate than those with a lower income.
by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010
by Caez July 09, 2006
when a goal or result has to be reduced in greatness in terms of how impressive the goal or result was, because it was against the not so great Kepa Arrizabalaga
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got battered 6-0"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Kepa tax. It would've been 0-0 without Kepa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Kepa tax. It would've been 0-0 without Kepa"
by KepaJesus December 14, 2020
The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.
by Asbjørn Sloth Tønnesen May 30, 2008
The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.
IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.
In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
by Fishinelectrician January 06, 2021