wailing wombat

The act of moaning like a ghost and hissing like a wombat while having sexual relations in a car

On the way home we stopped on the side of the road and she turned into a wailing wombat. I was oddly turned on.

by Wombat7 September 16, 2015

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Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

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wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

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pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money July 25, 2007

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Wombat-Fucker

A person who often fucks filthy wombats for sexual pleasure.

Slang usage: A punk ass muthafuckin bitch!

He was on PCP so i doubt he is your typical wombat-fucker when he banged that disgusting wombat. Either way he aint coming back in my muthafuckin house. shit.

by 510 Clown Mob November 22, 2011

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