Malte

A Malte Us a guy with a massive Dick. He also is funny

Girl: What do you think of Malte
Girl 2 : He Haus a massive Dick

by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021

Malte

Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.

Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock

by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits

Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char

by Ju1 June 8, 2019

Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever

I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor

by ralphpeabody25 January 30, 2023

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Malte

German

Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY

by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018