Math Hair

The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.

I bet he solves Fermat's last theorum, look at the math hair

by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009

Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.

me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"

by Jalberg June 12, 2012

Headphone Hair

When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.

After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.

by immortalus June 2, 2010

Trump hair

Butt hair that is brought up the back and onto the head.

Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.

by jethrojones September 20, 2015

hair sniffer

joe biden

joe biden is a real hair sniffer

by Just a random cow January 8, 2021

Hoppus Hair

Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.

interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."

by notrealpunk24 November 1, 2011

Hair Cape

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

by jnoaccident July 28, 2010