goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

Goofy Gooflite

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023

Goofy nut

a racial term that is named after what people in the south do to slaves for fun. they put the slaves in barrel full of nuts to weight it down and kill them

you are acting like such a goofy nut

by gfszddfxzhxcfgnfcb September 6, 2022