When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 07, 2023
Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
by Keldy January 15, 2020
by Idek? August 08, 2017
West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 14, 2020
West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.
Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
Columbia- the world's prettiest girl with a big booty. She is smart, short, awesome, loving, sassy, and most definitely wow that butt tho.
by Eli_thebeast June 05, 2017
The prettiest girl alive. She short asf, but she got big booty. She is nice, sassy, smart, fine, and got a lot of people liking her. She also is in grade school. She likes to be called cute names, like baby
Columbia is my favorite person in the person.
by Eli_thebeast June 05, 2017