Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!

I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!

by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009

Columbia

Formally known as New Grenada from 1856-1863. Columbia, a 3rd world South American country known for its extreme sense of nationalism, use of cocaine, and plastic surgery was given its name in 1886 by Simon Bolivar. Simon bolivar, chose the name of Columbia as a direct tribute to The District of “Columbia” of the United States, a country which he looked up to greatly.

Oh man, I can’t wait to visit the South American country of Columbia for vacation.

by My logic is undeniable February 11, 2022

columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

columbia chiropracter

A guy who f**** every client he gets

The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.

by Idek? August 7, 2017

Columbia Martini

Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)

Bartender, 8 Columbia Martinis please!

by Keldy January 15, 2020

West Columbia

West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.

Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!

by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020

DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.

The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021