A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.
australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
Get the australiamug. by cryingintestines January 13, 2020
Get the Australiamug. Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016
Get the Australiamug. You live in Australia
by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022
Get the Australiamug. A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.
Australia is a counrty
by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017
Get the Australiamug. My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.
by Racist Asian May 8, 2018
Get the Australiamug.