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Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.
I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.
by ADisappointment February 12, 2020
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Putnam Valley Middle School

A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.
*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.
by Mango56 January 27, 2019
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Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.
Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021
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smithson valley high school

this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020
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Putnam valley middle school

“Hey what’s your sexuality” “ oh, I go to Putnam valley middle school” “ oh nice I support you” “thanks man I really appreciate it”
by Roadside smoker December 7, 2021
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cedar valley high school

the school where everyone thinks they’re the shit but really they just smell like it. where it smells like someone laid a toxic nuclear bomb from out of their asshole in every single hallway and where everything has to be airport related
by garyistheshit69 January 4, 2020
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Great Valley High School

Great Valley High School is a pretentious-ass school that prides themselves on "being one of the top schools of PA" but lacks the civility of aiming poop into the toilet (i’m looking at you sink-shitter).
“Hey, did you hear about that fruity rich kid at Great Valley High School?"

"Yeah, you mean all of them?"
by bonesaremoneysoaretheworms October 14, 2022
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