A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024
Get the Tom Bradymug. Dumping someone you’ve been in a long term relationship with despite all of your friends’ and families’ pleas not to do it. Like Tom Brady did when he broke up with the Patriots and New England 😔
by NEPatsFan12 December 2, 2020
Get the Tom Bradyedmug. From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.
by AuntieFia12 November 24, 2019
Get the Tom Bradymug. As long as he sees another record to break (oldest quarterback in NFL history), he's likely to try and break it before he retires, based on the way he does things. This talk of retirement and changing of the guard by vicious people is just talk, since some people have already tried to talk Cam Newton into retiring (trying to convince him that he's already over the hill) and he's over a decade younger than Tom Brady, just now reaching the average age of an NFL quarterback. Tom Brady is not everybody's favorite quarterback, but he hasn't changed, he still plays like he's in his 20's. Besides a change of guard some people seem to want to see badly, there's nothing keeping Tom Brady or any other quarterback from playing as long as he wants to until he is ready to move on to the next chapter of his life on his own terms, not if it is what they truly love to do. You don't let people talk you out of doing something you love, that doesn't do anybody around you any good, it doesn't make anybody stronger.
Not everybody is going to like or agree with everything about the legacy of Tom Brady, but even the people that want a new guard rushed in, if they are being honest with themselves, are curious about how far the wheels can go before they fall off, and they know deep down that they aren't falling off yet, they're not done yet. They might even have a long way to go still, a lot of mileage to add. Tom Brady nearly pulled off another Super Bowl LI yesterday, it just went the other way this time on being decided by a field goal. The guy wasn't in his 40's for Super Bowl LI, and yet nothing about his playing has changed since then, he's still the same person, and there's not going to be a point where playing against his team is going to be an easy task.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Tom Bradymug. Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).
Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
Get the Tom Bradymug.