What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Soil Enthusiast

a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)
Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!
by lil_billofficial March 13, 2020
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Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.
1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.
by Pictopathy September 25, 2021
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dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante
you're on dervish soil
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
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Soil Kisser

That Soil Kisser is really getting on my nerves.
by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022
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