the needle teedles

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

by Schnaike September 9, 2020

poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

Skinny as a needle

Britney Spears

Person 1: Have you heard “Toxic” by Skinny As A Needle?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Britney Spears?
Person 1: Yes!

by jennahasabasketballgametmrw June 27, 2019

poop needle

After you have anal sex with a girl and the next time you pee, a needle of poop comes out of your dick

Last night me and my girl did anal without a condom. Woke up this morning and pissed the nastiest poop needle ever

by Big Casey March 2, 2014

needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

by Maderous June 15, 2011

Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017