cyber crib

Your standing Zoom room.

1. Office hours will be held in Adam's cyber crib, Wednesday 3-4 pm.
2. Out of an abundance of caution, our Passover family seder will once again be held virtually. I will send the link for my cyber crib a few days ahead of the holiday.

by KittyinQueens January 30, 2022

muh crib

My house/ where I live

Welcome to muh crib

by biddaddy420 September 27, 2017

Crib Troll

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.

Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."

by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014

crib rat

a person that likes to stay at the crib

Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.

by Baljeettt May 23, 2022

pig crib

A place where police gather or are around, like a police station.

I don't want to go by the pig crib while I got this crack on me, man.

by Freddie Barry January 9, 2008

Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 7, 2010

crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008