douche wrap

Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.

Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.

by AngryJohnny October 21, 2010

Saran Wrap

What Yanks and other fools call Cling Film. Saran isn't even a word.

"Have you seen the Saran Wrap?"

"What the hell is Saran Wrap!?"

by Humphrey Spencer III Esq. February 01, 2022

wrap it around

To stretch one's circadian rhythm, so it aligns with a normal daylight cycle, but having missed one period. Excessive stimulant use, severe jetlag, or working an unusual shift, can lead to "wrapping it around". Compare to weekend lag, which attempts to compress an already-stretched cycle, rather than stretch it further so that it aligns again.

I could try for a nap before the morning gets under way, but once I'm asleep I'll want to stay asleep. I think I'll just wrap it around, pass me another Dew.

by Myself248 November 27, 2007

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles December 24, 2015

Snack Wrap

Someone who can provide emotional and physical security for a period of time before getting into a serious relationship. It's more than a cuddle buddy since it is more intimate than that, but less than friends with benefits since their is no sex involved. A snack wrap can eventually evolve into a relationship, but not necessarily.

I don't want a boyfriend, I just want a Snack Wrap!

by imbored389 February 04, 2011

bubble wrapping

getting high as hell or getting so stoned you cant walk

dude i went bubble wrapping yesterday and woke and don't remember where

by mr. tomahawk December 08, 2010

Fuck Wrap

n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.

The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"

Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.

Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.

by Aviator696 June 27, 2016