by SCharlotte September 21, 2008

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"
by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter
by Kinky Ass Mom January 1, 2021

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.
by Justayoungman February 10, 2017

The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.
Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011

by quickquack February 13, 2008

by anonymous July 9, 2022
