Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you don’t want someone to know what it was

Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important

by Iuseshampoo3timesayear January 8, 2025

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

Import

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.

Import vs domestic drag race tonight.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

cosmic import

(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.

Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.

by ignor July 18, 2005

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“

by pulseLI November 20, 2023

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter

Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.

by RJBCKS February 23, 2011