A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Fair trial mug.The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
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The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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Get the Time trials mug.(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.
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Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 3.
2. The action or process of trying or putting to the test; an experiment or test of performance.
3. A formal examination of evidence and legal arguments in a court of law to determine a verdict.
4. An experience or situation that tests a human endurance, patience, or faith.
Significance:
• It defines both a numeric position and a process of testing or examination.
• It emphasizes evaluation, experimentation, and legal proceedings.
• It identifies the third in order, in addition to situations involving difficulty or challenge.
• It avoids irregular or ambiguous pronunciations, ensuring clear and consistent usage.
• It simplifies communication about order, testing procedures, legal processes, and challenging experiences.
• It improves clarity in contexts involving sequence, experimentation, justice, and personal endurance.
• It replaces less systematic or ambiguous terms with a standardized form that serves multiple related meanings.
Ordinal number:
zeral (0-al)
onal (primal) (1-al)
dual (second) (2-al)
trial (3-al)
quadal (4-al)
quintal (5-al)
sextal (6-al)
septal (7-al)
octal (8-al)
nonal (9-al)
decal (10-al)
Cardinal number:
zero (0)
one (1)
duo (2)
trio (3)
quad (4)
quinto (5)
sexto (6)
septo (7)
octo (8)
nono (9)
deco (10)
Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 3.
2. The action or process of trying or putting to the test; an experiment or test of performance.
3. A formal examination of evidence and legal arguments in a court of law to determine a verdict.
4. An experience or situation that tests a human endurance, patience, or faith.
Significance:
• It defines both a numeric position and a process of testing or examination.
• It emphasizes evaluation, experimentation, and legal proceedings.
• It identifies the third in order, in addition to situations involving difficulty or challenge.
• It avoids irregular or ambiguous pronunciations, ensuring clear and consistent usage.
• It simplifies communication about order, testing procedures, legal processes, and challenging experiences.
• It improves clarity in contexts involving sequence, experimentation, justice, and personal endurance.
• It replaces less systematic or ambiguous terms with a standardized form that serves multiple related meanings.
Ordinal number:
zeral (0-al)
onal (primal) (1-al)
dual (second) (2-al)
trial (3-al)
quadal (4-al)
quintal (5-al)
sextal (6-al)
septal (7-al)
octal (8-al)
nonal (9-al)
decal (10-al)
Cardinal number:
zero (0)
one (1)
duo (2)
trio (3)
quad (4)
quinto (5)
sexto (6)
septo (7)
octo (8)
nono (9)
deco (10)
Examples:
• "She (illa) attained third place in the competition, marking her superior trial result yet."
• "The new software is currently in its trial phase before full release."
• "The court will commence the murder trial subsequent Monday (Luneday)."
• "Deprivation his job was a real trial, but he (illo) fortified from the experience."
• "This is our third and final trial race of the experiment."
• "She (illa) attained third place in the competition, marking her superior trial result yet."
• "The new software is currently in its trial phase before full release."
• "The court will commence the murder trial subsequent Monday (Luneday)."
• "Deprivation his job was a real trial, but he (illo) fortified from the experience."
• "This is our third and final trial race of the experiment."
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