sheriff yermae

Sheriff yermae is a sheriff from the old west in China as he said "you Mae be thinking but there ain't no old west in China well there is history is just dumb" his story is about him going into the future to save his wife from a dragon but his teleportal can only take him to the future so he came here to make one to take him to the past to save his wife from the spaghetti meatball king that gets reserected by sheriff wicker

"I'm sheriff yermae "
"No yer nae I'm sheriff yermae "
"How's yer wife"
" dead"

by Clara 2000 May 20, 2018

The Sheriff's

The Sheriff's is a group of racist people that use climbswep. our mission is to combine racism and climswep into one. our moto is Sheriff's On Top.

The Sheriff's is a gang. The Sheriff's took our flags and raped us, then they came to our house and made love with our parents. we now have 3 sets of twins.

by Essence9501 February 26, 2022

Ninja Sheriff Treemi

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.

Your mom is Ninja Sheriff Treemi.

by Alyssa December 05, 2004

web sheriff

A copyright douchebag that likes to keep children from doing their homework by removing videos.

Teacher: Go to this link at home (random link) it is critical for completing your exam.(for example a music test)

The student follows the link and the video has been removed by a certain web sheriff.

by Teatime X October 22, 2013

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 02, 2019

Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.

Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.

by Dry Scone Cone April 01, 2024

Lost Hills Sheriff Station

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.

Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"

by plus-size albert November 20, 2020