A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.
'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'
'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'
'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'
by Barlan March 29, 2019
A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.
by Theonetruebobo July 18, 2018
Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 08, 2014
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
by YB85 March 08, 2011
by Jameth11 July 03, 2020
A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020
a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.
by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021