Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

by Barlan March 29, 2019

unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014

Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.

When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021