Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
by neo069 August 26, 2009
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Shopper: OMFG! They have everything "New Moon" here! I am so annoyed.
Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
Me: Yep, it's the new swine flu. Enjoy. Soo...when are they going to come out with Edward blow up dolls or condoms?
by babymommatobe February 3, 2010
Get the new swine flu mug.one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
Get the Flu of the swine mug.Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.
by Justin Duong May 6, 2009
Get the Swine Fluke mug.1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.
2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.
Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!
or
Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.
or
Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.
by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009
Get the swine fluenced mug.1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.
2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.
2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.
by Lazer81095 May 10, 2009
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