Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift

I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty

by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 8, 2024

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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024

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Swiftie Bowl

Super Bowl LVIII

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.

by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024

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Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.

Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.

by AntiSwift April 23, 2023

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