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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
mugGet the Stole Teslamug.

stole

to buy something one really does not need or is extremely unnecessary
when we were at the store emma stole some baby shoes for her dog
by abby_is_cool_334 May 30, 2023
mugGet the stolemug.

Stole

It's interesting word it implies that you know that it's mine.
Hym "Stole is a fun word. You stole that? Who's is it? Mine? You can't steal your own shit. So as far as I'm concerned it's mine either way."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
mugGet the Stolemug.

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex
Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home
by the hulktron August 24, 2010
mugGet the stole homemug.

The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?
The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.
by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023
mugGet the The king stole timemug.

stole my batch

stole my batch;the taking of a young man's virginity or v-card
I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.
by bubbles213* September 30, 2008
mugGet the stole my batchmug.

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