Switzerland

an awesome landlocked country that lies in the middle of Europe. Switzerland is often mistaken for Sweden or Swaziland. Dumb Americans generally believe that people from Switzerland speak "Swiss" when actually German and French are its main languages.

Switzerland also is a place full of as many expats and foreigners as actual Swiss citizens. International schools rule the country with its crazy students from all over the world.

Mike (an American)- Yo, you lived in Switzerland for 10 years... Does that mean you speak fluent Swiss?
Sarah (girl who lived in Switzerland)- No dumbass, I speak French! Swiss isn't a language.

Kelly- I go to International school in Switzerland, but I'm actually American.
Tony- No way! I go to International school in Switzerland too, but I'm Venezuelan!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

Switzerland

1) A small landlocked country in Europe.
2) Being neutral.

1) Dude im going to Switzerland this summer!
2) Im going Switzerland on this one.

by Holyswagness December 9, 2013

Switzerland

A neutral zone u take when ur friends r in a fight and want u to choose sides.

Person 1: "dude did u see the fight at last night's party?"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"

by French girl October 25, 2014

Amanda Switzer

Heey Guurl, I know you're reading this, and I'm gonna be watching you smile ;) BUT HEY first onee :)

Amanda Switzer is reading it right now!

by GobbleGobble3000 August 22, 2012

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007