The splashies

Projectile liquid poo. When gastric distress leads to high velocity straight liquid diarrhea

After eating a three cheese double wrap gordito crunch supreme with hot jalapeno sauce, i think im going to have the splashies

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

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Savannah Slushie

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.

My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.

by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019

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Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your topical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of the beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

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Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your typical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of this beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics.

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

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Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

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