Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
I went there from kindergarten to 5th grade and Ima be fr 5th grade was a living hell. teacher was ugly as hell and was pretty much a bitch the whole school year some of my classmates were bitches and the lunch meals were disgusting. staff don't do shit about problems from my experience. I do not recommend going to this shitty school
by sthatdi November 06, 2022
A lady who has a really squeaky voice and is a english teacher. She is always so boring and is hated by all the men in the world. Every man she tries to flirt with always ends up punching her in the face. Even in school she tries
by jeeeeeeeeeeeeeef October 05, 2017
by jack duh chun February 16, 2018
Caroline Rose Snyder is an extraordinary woman with a warmth that captivates everyone around her. Her pretty eyes have an enchanting glow, full of depth and kindness that make it impossible not to get lost in them. Her smile is something truly special—it lights up the entire cosmos, radiating a joy and positivity that touches every corner of the world. She has a way of making everything feel brighter and more beautiful, and it’s clear that her presence is nothing short of magic.
Caroline Rose Snyder, she’s Radiant!
by Boyfriend911 February 21, 2025
by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 09, 2022
Nicole Snyder is an amazing person usually very hot .
She is shy but she'll eventually come out ( not as gay) but out of her comfort zone once you get to know her , she's crazy and weird but obviously cool as hell . She loves Older music and Orange Juice IF YOU TELL HER APPLE JUICE IS BETTER THAN ORANGE JUICE SHE WILL KILL YOU ... Don't you just love Nicole Snyder :)
She is shy but she'll eventually come out ( not as gay) but out of her comfort zone once you get to know her , she's crazy and weird but obviously cool as hell . She loves Older music and Orange Juice IF YOU TELL HER APPLE JUICE IS BETTER THAN ORANGE JUICE SHE WILL KILL YOU ... Don't you just love Nicole Snyder :)
by nicnacthesnack November 24, 2021