Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Snowball skewer

When your boy wakes up with morning wood and you pierce a snowball with his boner

I was up in Tahoe with the boys and my homie woke me up with snowball skewer

by Simple yak January 15, 2022

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

snowball fight

where you bust a snowy white load into a ho's mouth and she tries to spit it back at you. this is a snow ball fight. the proper course of action is to give this cum guzzling bitch a swift uppercut to the abdomen (walrus punch).

"I splooged in this back stabbing bitch's mouth, who happened to get with my friend after homecoming, and she proceeded to start a snowball fight with me until i gave her the ultimate walrus punch and knocked her on her fucking ass"

by Nibcats November 27, 2006

Snowball Fight

A common homosexual practice in which two or more men achieve sexual arousal by throwing semen-lathered turd-balls at each other. Snowball Fights are often followed by marathons of anal sex between the parties involved.

John: Hey Michael, I'm having a few friends over for a Snowball Fight this weekend. Would you like to participate?

Michael: Of course! I have some turd-balls in the fridge!

by Definitely Not John March 21, 2013

snowball dispenser

To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.

"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"

by Chaos February 4, 2015

snowball fight

A game in which people exchange semi-liquid white forms.

That snowball fight was awesome. Woman, you really know how to pump out the white stuff in huge amounts. It was hard for me to keep up; I really got creamed.

by Evan Jacob January 27, 2009