Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.

Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.

by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

epic sneeze

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present

Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!

Aahhchoopbthhhh!

Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!

by annikool February 5, 2010

Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

Slut sneeze

When a slut passes next to you, you say slut while sneezing.

Anna passes by. You sneeze: ''Slut''
that's a slut sneeze

by Dope_person December 20, 2010

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

Brown Sneeze

Explosive Shart

Results: the walk of shame

After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020