Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face
by Smeg head shit face April 05, 2020
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Smeg Foo Young

The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?

Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 30, 2024
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Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun
Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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Smegged

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible
Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day
by AlJazeera February 28, 2024
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow March 16, 2016
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smegging

the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
by analex May 12, 2009
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